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Dad's Top
20 Swordplay Adventure Films - Ranked!
Countdown from #20 to #1.
This
includes Dad's spoiler-free Mini-Preview!
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Honorable
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The Man in the Iron Mask (1998)
For the honor
of a king. And the destiny of a country. All for one.
Director: Randall
Wallace,
rated R for swashbuckling violence
 Starring: Leonardo
DiCaprio, Jeremy Irons, John Malkovich, Gérard Depardieu,
Gabriel Byrne, Anne Parillaud, Peter Sarsgaard,
Hugh Laurie
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★☆☆☆
- good
"It's a prison. Of course,
there's no trouble getting in. The problems will come when we
want to get out."
- Athos
Why watch this?
This top-quality movie will entertain you with each thrust
and parry.
Plot Summary:
The story follows the aging musketeers, Athos, Porthos, Aramis,
and D'Artagnan, during the reign of King Louis XIV. Aramis
devises a plan to replace the tyrannical King Louis XIV, who is
starving his people, with his compassionate twin brother,
Philippe, who has been imprisoned and forced to wear an iron
mask since birth. D'Artagnan, loyal to the king, must choose
between his duty and his allegiance to his friends as they
attempt this dangerous deception.
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Dad's Preview: I
love tales of the Three Musketeers, and their fourth ally, D'Artagnan.
There are many Musketeer versions on film, and this is one of my
favorites. One key ingredient here is DiCaprio, who plays the
dual roles of imprisoned King Louis, and his devious twin brother Philippe.
The other ingredients are the fine stars portraying the famous
four: Malkovich, Depardieu, Irons and Byrne - they really shine. It
is a magical moment indeed when the aging Musketeers reunite for one
glorious last stand. There is a plot twist, and it's delightful. "All
for one and one for all!" |
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United Artists;
MGM Dist. Company
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Top 20
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#20 Top |
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The Mask of Zorro
(1998)
No one has seen
his face....but everyone....knows this mark.
Director: Martin Campbell, rated PG-13
 Starring:
Antonio Banderas, Anthony Hopkins, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Stuart Wilson, Matt
Letscher, Tony Amendola
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★☆☆☆
- good
"He is trained to kill. You
seem trained to drink. Oh, yes, my friend, you would have fought
very bravely,
and died very quickly. Who then would avenge your brother?" -
Don Diego
Why watch this?
This is a fun, action-packed romantic romp. Viva Zorro!
Plot Summary:
The aging, original Zorro, Don Diego de la Vega, escapes prison
after twenty years, driven by a desire for revenge against the
corrupt governor who murdered his wife and kidnapped his
daughter. He encounters a young thief, Alejandro Murrieta, who
seeks his own vengeance against the governor's right-hand man
for the death of his brother. Don Diego trains Alejandro to
become the new Zorro, and together they work to thwart the
governor's plan to exploit the people and steal California's
wealth.
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Dad's Preview:
Man, I do love a well-done film with lots of sword-play. This
updated version of the Mexican hero Zorro's story is exciting with a lot of
spicy latino romance thrown in. This is the origin story of
Mexico's greatest vigilante, who stands up for the oppressed
people under Spain's corrupt rule. Years before Batman,
classic literature had Zorro. My dear sister Reba loved film... and so
do I. |
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Amblin
Entertainment, Zorro Prod.;
TriStar Pictures
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Top 20
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#19 Top |
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The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (1958)
The Sheer
Magic of DYNARAMA Now Re-creates the Most Spectacular
Adventures Ever Filmed!
Director: Nathan Juran, rated G
 Starring: Kerwin
Mathews, Torin Thatcher, Kathryn Grant, Richard Eyer, Alec Mango,
Danny Green, Alfred Brown
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★☆☆☆
- good
"From the land beyond
beyond. From the world past hope and fear.
I bid you, genie, now
appear." -
Sokurah the Magician
Why watch this?
The mythical creatures are a treat, especially the hungry
Cyclops!
Plot Summary:
When an evil wizard shrinks a princess, Sinbad must journey to a
dangerous island to find the only cure. This perilous quest is
crucial, not only to save the princess, but also to prevent a
war between two kingdoms. Sinbad and his crew face terrifying
creatures and overcome magical obstacles in their quest to
restore the princess to her normal size.
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Dad's Preview: This is
Ray Harryhausen's first Sinbad film, of
three. I was never a fan of
casting a Caucasian in the role of the famed sailor Sinbad, whose
an Arab from the Middle East, but I can let that go. The
featured special
effects and creatures include a two-headed roc, a man-eating
Cyclops, and an awesome fire-breathing dragon. These
fantastical films were my childhood's Lord of the Rings
or Harry Potter. They films fed a curious young mind,
eager for fantastical realms. |
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Morningside Productions; Columbia Pics
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Top 20
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#18 Top |
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Conan the Barbarian
(1982)
Slave. Barbarian. Warrior. Thief... Conan.
Director: John Milius, rated R for nudity, violence,
gore
 Starring: Arnold
Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Sandahl Bergman, Ben Davidson,
Cassandra Gaviola, Gerry Lopez, Mako, Valerie Quennessen,
William Smith, Max von Sydow
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★☆☆☆
- good
"Crom, all that matters
is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so
grant me this one request.
Grant me revenge! And if you do not
listen, to HELL with you!" – Conan
Why watch this?
It's a sprawling adventure in a world where swords and
wizards rule.
Plot Summary: Young
Conan witnesses the horrific massacre of his village and the
death of his parents at the hands of a snake cult leader named
Thulsa Doom. He endures years of harsh slavery and training,
growing into a powerful warrior consumed by a desire for
revenge. Seeking vengeance, Conan embarks on a dangerous quest
across the Hyborian Age, encountering allies and confronting the
evil forces led by Doom.
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Dad's Preview:
As a fan of the paperback Conan books, I long awaited a Conan
film. Then came this big Milius/De Laurentiis production
featuring the physically unmatched Arnold Schwarzenegger. What
could go wrong? First, there is a lot that is very RIGHT. We are
transported to Conan's Hyborean age. The plot and fight scenes
are great. However, the filmmakers simply missed the true nature of Conan;
how he is portrayed from the written page, including Marvels
comic books. It's a nit thing, but
it will forever bug me. Sandahl Bergman excels as Conan's love
interest, the sword-wielding thief Valeria. |
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Dino De Laurentiis
Corp.; Universal Pictures
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Top 20
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#17 Top |
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The Last Samurai
(2003)
In the face
of an enemy, in the Heart of One Man, Lies the Soul of a
Warrior...
Director: Edward Zwick, Rated R for strong violence, battles
 Starring:
Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe, Billy Connolly, William Atherton, Chad
Lindberg, Ray Godshall Sr., Hiroyuki Sanada, Masato Harada,
Timothy Spall
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★☆☆
- great
"From the moment they
wake they devote themselves to the perfection of whatever they
pursue. I have never seen such discipline. I am surprised to
learn that the word Samurai means 'to serve'..." -
Algren
Why watch this? It
takes the viewer on a historical journey through feudal Japan.
Plot Summary:
Set in 1870s Japan, this epic tells the story of an American
army captain who is conscripted to train peasants in order to
wipe out the rebellious Samurai. During the first skirmish,
Captain Algren is wounded and taken prisoner. As he heals, he
finds peace from his own demons, and respect for the Samurai
culture. He also befriends their leader, Katsumoto.
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Dad's Preview:
This massive
undertaking is set in wonderful natural scenery and has some of
the best battle scenes on film. However, its most commendable
trait is a rock-solid script that spends valuable time
developing its characters. Film critic Roger Ebert noted, "...
it's an uncommonly thoughtful epic." If you like historical
films, this is one you don't want to miss. |
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Radar Pictures,
The Bedford Falls Co.,
Cruise/Wagner Prod.,
Samurai Pictures,
LLC;
Warner Bros.
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#16 Top |
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
(2000)
A
timeless story of strength, secrets, and two warriors
who would never surrender.
Director: Ang Lee, rated PG-13
 Starring: Chow Yun-Fat,
Michelle Yeoh, Ziyi Zhang, Chang Chen, Sihung Lung, Cheng
Pei-pei, Wang Deming, Li Li, Hai Yan
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★☆
- near perfect
"The
things we touch have no permanence. My master would say: there
is nothing we can hold onto in this world.
Only by letting go
can we truly possess what is real." - Li Mu Bai
Why watch this?
The fight scenes are legendary, flowing like Cantonese ballet.
Plot Summary: Two
skilled warriors, Li Mu Bai and Yu Shu Lien, track a stolen
legendary sword known as the Green Destiny. This quest leads
them to a young woman, Jen Yu, who possesses incredible martial
arts abilities and a mysterious past. Their pursuit of the sword
becomes intertwined with Jen's journey of self-discovery and her
pursuit of freedom, while also uncovering a connection to an old
nemesis.
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Dad's Preview:
This epic film can be appreciated solely for its graceful,
swordplay
choreography. Each sword fight is a work of art. This
beautifully-shot masterpiece also happens to be a great fantasy
tale about family, honor, betrayal and redemption. Michelle Yoeh
is a force to be noticed - here she is
practically a super-heroine. |
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Columbia
Pictures Film, Prod. Asia, Good
Machine
Intl., Edko
Films,
Zoom Hunt Prod.;
Sony Pictures Classics
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Top 20
Swordplay Adventure Films
#15 Top |
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Gladiator
(2000)
A Hero Will Rise.
Director: Ridley Scott, rated R for graphic, combat
violence
 Starring:
Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix, Connie Nielsen, Oliver Reed,
Richard Harris, Derek Jacobi, Djimon Hounsou, David Schofield,
Tomas Arana
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★☆
- near perfect
"Father to a murdered son,
husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance,
in
this life or the next." - Maximus
Why watch this?
It's an award-winning film featuring Russell Crowe at his manly
best.
Plot Summary:
Maximus is a respected Roman general who is betrayed and cast
into slavery when the power-hungry Commodus seizes the throne.
Maximus is forced to become a gladiator and fight for his life,
but his determination to avenge his family and the former
emperor fuels his rise through the ranks of the arena. His
journey becomes intertwined with a quest for justice against the
corrupt Commodus and the hope of restoring honor and freedom to
Rome.
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Dad's Preview: Not
since the epic
Spartacus
(1960) has a film captured the life of a gladiator with such
brutal elegance. Russell Crowe, at the high point of his
career, is excellent as Maximus. The other gladiators also
render strong performances, namely Djimon Hounsou. That said, I must confess that I found Phoenix's portrayal of Commodus
very tiring. And because of his irritating performance, I enjoyed the film's
ending all the more! |
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Universal
Pics, Scott Free Productions,
Red Wagon Ent.;
DreamWorks
Dist.
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Top 20
Swordplay Adventure Films
#14 Top |
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(1975)
Sets the Cinema
Back 900 Years!
Directors: Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones, rated PG for
mild violence, rabbit-induced gore
 Starring:
Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Connie
Booth, Carol Cleveland, Neil Innes, Bee Duffell
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
DML Top 50
#22 -
Dad's Full (Spoiler) Review
and Rabbit Hole of Monty Python
and the Holy Grail
"We better not risk
another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite!" - King
Arthur
Why watch this? This
irreverent, Medieval comedy from Python is legendary.
Plot Summary:
King Arthur gathers his Knights of the Round Table and is
instructed by God to embark on a quest to find the Holy Grail.
Their journey is filled with absurd and surreal encounters,
including taunting French soldiers, the Black Knight, a killer
rabbit, and the Knights Who Say Ni. The film follows their
individual and collective misadventures as they brave various
obstacles in pursuit of the mythical relic.
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Dad's Preview:
This may seem adolescent, but I am certain there is genius
within some offensive comedies. Said genius is on par with
classic films, the likes of
Casablanca (1942),
Pulp Fiction
(1994),
Tucker & Dale
vs. Evil (2010). However, critics will always dismiss these
gems as
"in poor taste", "vulgar" or "you need therapy". I get it - not classy enough... One too
many jokes about flatulence. Fie! What a disservice! Holy
Grail is entertaining from start to finish. It will always
make ME laugh, and therein lies its genius. |
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Python Pictures,
Michael White Prod., National
Film Trustee Co; EMI Films
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Genres:
Adv-Swordplay,
Animation-Live-Action,
Comedy-Adv,
Comedy-Dark,
Comedy-Parody,
Comedy-Physical,
Comedy-Satire,
Fantasy-Adv,
Fantasy-Comedy,
Fantasy-Low,
Historical-Fantasy,
Musical-Comedy,
War-Medieval
Dad's Genres:
Likable-Irreverence, |
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Top 20
Swordplay Adventure Films
#13 Top |
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Spartacus (1960)
The finest
cast ever assembled re-lives history's most powerful story of
love and rebellion.
Director: Stanley Kubrick, rated PG-13 for
gladiator violence
 Starring: Kirk
Douglas, Laurence Olivier, Jean Simmons, Charles Laughton, Peter
Ustinov, John Gavin, Tony Curtis
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
"And
maybe there's no peace in this world, for us or for anyone else,
I don't know. But I do know that,
as long as we live, we must
remain true to ourselves." -
Spartacus
Why watch this?
It's the first great gladiator masterpiece.
Plot Summary:
This is the story of a Thracian slave, Spartacus, sold into
brutal gladiatorial training in the Roman Republic. Witnessing
the cruelty and oppression of his masters, Spartacus inspires
and leads a burgeoning slave rebellion against the might of
Rome. This revolt sparks a major conflict that challenges the
Roman establishment and its ambitious figures vying for power.
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Dad's Preview:
This sweeping epic chronicles the life of a real Thracian named Spartacus, a slave,
who
becomes a fiery, yet wise, leader who fought against Rome in the
Third Servile War. This drama is superb, painful, and
historically interesting. The incredible acting force that is Kirk Douglas carries much of the film,
however Tony Curtis also renders a strong performance as Spartacus'
second in command. This Stanley Kubrick
masterpiece garnered four Oscars. |
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Bryna Prod.;
Universal International
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Genres:
Action-Adv,
Adv-Swordplay,
Historical-Adv,
Historical Biopic,
Historical Drama,
Historical Epic,
Historical-Romance,
Romance-Drama,
War-Drama,
War-Medieval,
War-Non-US |
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Top 20
Swordplay Adventure Films
#12 Top |
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The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
The Best
Loved Bandit Of All Time!
Directors: Michael Curtiz, William Keighley, rated PG
 Starring: Errol
Flynn, Olivia de Havilland, Basil Rathbone, Claude Rains, Una
O'Connor, Patrick Knowles, Alan Hale, Ian Hunter
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
"I'll organize revolt,
exact a death for a death, and I'll never rest until every Saxon
in this shire can stand up free men, and strike a blow for
Richard and England." -
Robin Hood
Why watch this?
Nobody draws a bow like Errol Flynn. Watch and be dazzled.
Plot Summary:
In King Richard's absence, Prince John oppresses the Saxon
people, so Robin Hood, a Saxon nobleman turned outlaw, leads a
resistance movement from Sherwood Forest. He steals from the
rich, gives to the poor, and defends the downtrodden against
Prince John and his men, including Sir Guy of Gisbourne and the
Sheriff of Nottingham. Robin also finds romance with the lovely
Maid Marian, and together they work to foil the Prince's plans
and ensure the return of the rightful king.
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Dad's Preview:
This is the classic by which all swashbuckler films are
compared. It stars the dashing, charming Errol Flynn. The
adventurous tale takes us through Sherwood Forest, where we meet
Robin and the members of his Merry Men. We also meet the maid
Marion, Robin's true love. The land is ruled by the traitorous
Prince John, and his evil cohort Sir Guy (deliciously
played by Basil Rathbone). The romance is dear, but the stunts,
arrow shots and swordfights are amazing! |
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Hal B.
Wallis, Henry Burke; Warner
Bros. Pics
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#11 Top |
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Yojimbo
(1961)
Better if all
these men were dead. Think about it!
Director: Akira Kurosawa, Not rated (Dad's
guess: PG-13)
 Starring:
Toshiro Mifune, Tatsuya Nakadai, Yoko Tsukasa, Isuzu Yamada, Daisuke Katō,
Takashi Shimura, Kamatari Fujiwara, Atsushi Watanabe
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
"I get paid for
killing. And this town is full of men who deserve to die." -
Yojimbo
Why watch this? This
Japanese samurai film is as good and any American
Western.
Plot Summary: This
tale features a wandering rōnin looking to sell his sword
to the highest bidder. By chance, he lands in a small town
locked in a vicious power struggle between two bickering bosses.
At first he plays both sides against each other, but finally
decides to rid the town of both. He is caught, however, and
beaten almost to death.
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Dad's Preview:
The stern Toshiro Mifune stars as this Kurosawa film's anti-hero, and he is
unforgettable. This classic
has action, humor, and biting satire regarding the Japanese
feudal system, where warring gangs invaded and terrorized
innocent villages. It's considered one of the
greatest Japanese films ever made, and has influenced American Western films,
none more than Sergio Leone's
A Fistfull of Dollars
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Kurosawa
Production; Toho
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Top 20
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Braveheart
(1995)
Every
man dies, not every man really lives.
Director: Mel Gibson, rated R for graphic battles,
language, torture
 Starring: Mel
Gibson, Sophie Marceau, Patrick MaGoohan, Angus Macfadyen,
Catherine McCormack, Brendan Gleeson, Peter Hanly, Ian Bannen,
James Cosmo, David O'Hara
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
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"Those men who bled the
ground red at Falkirk fought for William Wallace. He fights for
something that I never had.
And I took it from him, when I
betrayed him." - Robert the Bruce
Why watch this? This
is a powerful film about historical Scotland and its hero, William Wallace.
Plot Summary: This
story features William Wallace, a Scottish warrior who leads a
rebellion against the tyrannical King Edward I of England.
Wallace unites his people and fights for Scotland's
independence, driven by personal tragedy and a desire for
freedom. His bravery inspires a nation and leaves a lasting
legacy in their struggle for freedom.
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Dad's Preview:
This historical epic is a great education. William Wallace leads
the Scots striving for independence against King Edward I of England. It
is an massive, bloody story full of battles, betrayals and death,
yet you'll walk away inspired. The scenery and cinematography
are beautiful, set in scenic Ireland. This was Gibson's second film
to direct, and he garnered several Oscars including Best Director
and Best Picture - well done, Mel. |
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Icon
Productions, The Ladd Co.;
Paramount Pictures
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Swordplay Adventure Films
#9 Top |
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Highlander
(1986)
There can be
only one.
Director: Russell Mulcahy,
rated R for violence, language
 Starring:
Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery, Clancy Brown, Roxanne Hart,
Alan North, Beatie Edney, Sheila Gish, Jon Polito, Hugh Quarshie
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
"The Kurgan. He is the
strongest of all the immortals. He's the perfect warrior. If he
wins the Prize
mortal man would suffer an eternity of darkness."
- Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez
Why watch this? ... the wonderful blend of history
and sci-fi sets this action film apart.
Plot Summary:
Connor MacLeod, a 16th-century Scottish Highlander, discovers
that he is immortal after surviving a seemingly fatal battle
wound. He is trained by another immortal named Ramirez, who
explains that immortals can only be killed by decapitation and
are destined to fight each other until only a few remain for
The Gathering. In 1985 New York City, Connor must face his
ancient nemesis, the evil Kurgan, in a final battle for the
ultimate Prize.
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Dad's Preview:
The mid 80's hatched a sea of action films ranging from good to
bad, most of the bad films being rip-offs of something that was
a surprise success. Highlander was definitely one of the good
ones thanks to its creative plot and, of course, Sean Connery. It
is part old-world adventure, contemporary fantasy/science fiction and gritty crime
drama. It covers a lot ground (and time periods), but never stops being fun. I love
the performances from Connery and the over-the-top Clancy Brown, as the
demonic immortal, Kurgan - he's one of cinema's best villains
ever. |
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Thorn EMI Screen
Ent., Highlander Prod.,
Davis-Panzer Prod.;
20th Century Fox
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Top 20
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#8 Top |
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
Prepare to be
blown out of the water.
Director: Gore Verbinski, rated PG-13 for undead violence, scary scenes
 Starring: Johnny Depp,
Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Jonathan Pryce,
Jack Davenport, Kevin R. McNally, Zoe Saldana
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
DML Top 50
#49 -
Dad's Full (Spoiler) Review
and Deep Dive of Curse of the
Black Pearl
"You
best start believin' in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You're in
one!" - Capt. Barbossa
Why watch this?
It's piraty. It's spooky. It's Knightley. It's Deppy.
Plot Summary:
Blacksmith Will Turner and eccentric pirate Captain Jack Sparrow
team up to rescue Elizabeth Swann, the daughter of Governor
Swann, after she is kidnapped by pirates of the Black Pearl.
This perilous journey involves commandeering a ship, recruiting
a motley crew, and confronting the treacherous Captain Barbossa,
a former ally of Jack, who stole his ship.
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Dad's Preview:
I like heroes. I also like them covered in dirt. They need a
murky past. Tattoos are good - and a quirky personality. This
film struck a gold mine by casting Johnny Depp (BTW, Hugh
Jackman was Disney's first choice) as Captain Jack Sparrow, and his
performance knocks the film out of the Disney theme park ride
that inspired it. The plot and special effects are superb in
this swashbuckling, supernatural, pirate adventure. "Yo ho!" |
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Walt Disney
Pics, Jerry Bruckheimer Films;
Buena Vista Pictures Dist.
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Top 20
Swordplay Adventure Films
#7 Top |
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The
Princess Bride (1987)
The story of a
man and a woman who lived happily ever after. Even though the
courtship almost killed them.
Director: Rob Reiner, rated PG
 Starring: Cary Elwes,
Mandy Patinkin, Chris Sarandon, Christopher Guest, Wallace
Shawn, André the Giant, Robin Wright, Peter Faulk, Fred Savage
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
"Hello, my name is Inigo
Montoya. You killed my father.
Prepare to die.”– Indigo
Montoya
Why watch this?
... True 'tis a fairy tale, but it's laced with wisdom adults
will enjoy.
Plot Summary:
The story unfolds as a grandfather reads a fantastical tale to
his sick grandson about a beautiful woman named Buttercup and
her true love, Westley. After Westley is believed lost at sea,
Buttercup is unwillingly betrothed to the nefarious Prince
Humperdinck. However, Buttercup is kidnapped by a trio of
outlaws, but is relentlessly pursued by a mysterious man in
black and Humperdinck himself, leading to a series of unexpected
encounters and adventures.
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Dad's Preview:
This wonder found me late in life, and long after its theatrical
debut. I could not believe how much I loved what I thought would
be a children's fairytale. You'd think I would learn. It's directed by Rob Reiner, and has an
almost Monty-Python-esc feel to it. Kids will love the action
and comedy, but
there's a lot of intelligent wit, too. Each scene is memorable
including small cameos from Billy Crystal and Wallace Shawn.
And be sure to keep an eye out for the R.U.S.es! |
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Act III
Communications, Buttercup Films;
20th Century Fox
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Genres:
Action-Romance,
Adv-Swordplay,
Comedy-Fantasy,
Fantasy-Adv,
Fantasy-Comedy,
Fantasy-FairyTale,
Fantasy-Heroic,
Fantasy-Sword-&-Sorcery,
Romance-Comedy,
Romance-Fantasy
Dad's Genres:
SNL-Alumni,
Sweet-Revenge |
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Top 20
Swordplay Adventure Films
#6a Top |
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Kill Bill: Volume 1 (2003)
Here comes the
bride
Director: Quentin Tarantino, rated R for
violence/language
 Starring: Uma
Thurman, Lucy Liu, Daryl Hannah, David Carradine, Julie Dreyfus,
Chiaki Kuriyama, Michael Parks, Vivica A. Fox, Michael
Madsen, Gordon Liu, Michael Bowen
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
"I can tell you, with no
ego, this is my finest sword. If, on your journey, should you
encounter God,
God will be cut." – Hattori Hanzo
Why watch this?
Uma Thurman is a tour de force!
Plot Summary:
A former assassin, left for dead on her wedding day, awakens
from a coma and embarks on a global quest for revenge. Seeking
to eliminate those who betrayed her, she confronts members of
the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad one by one. The first
volume culminates in a brutal showdown in Tokyo, where she faces
a prominent former colleague turned criminal underworld leader.
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Dad's Preview:
I was not a huge Tarantino fan until this blew me away. Yes, it romanticizes
murderous assassins. It is violent. Many of the main characters
are beautiful. Yet, it works and how. This is definitely a woman's story
filled with strong ladies, all just as deadly as their male
counterparts. The fight scenes are choreographed so perfectly.
The final battle at the House of Blue Leaves restaurant
alone is worth the price of admission! Uma is a force. And I was impressed by
Chiaki Kuriyama, as
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Kill Bill: Volume 2 (2004)
Revenge is a
dish best served cold.
Director: Quentin Tarantino, rated R for violence/language
 Starring: Uma
Thurman, David Carradine, Michael Madsen, Daryl Hannah, Gordon Liu, Michael Parks,
Bo Svenson, Larry Bishop, Clark Middleton
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
"That woman deserves her
revenge, and we deserve to die… But then again, so does she.
So
I guess we'll just see... won't we?" – Budd
Why watch this?
... the bride's showdown with Elle in
Budd's double-wide. Keep an eye out.
Plot Summary:
Following her murderous spree in the first film, The Bride
continues her quest for revenge against the remaining members of
the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad and their enigmatic leader,
Bill. Her journey involves confronting former colleagues,
recalling her intensive martial arts training under a strict
master, and facing unexpected twists related to her past with
Bill. Ultimately, The Bride seeks to complete her mission and
find a new beginning away from her violent past.
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Dad's Preview:
The conclusion to this tale of bloody revenge does keep pace
with
Kill Bill: Part I
(2003). We're shown the Bride enduring the tough training under the master, Pai Mai,
who previously trained that bastard, Bill.
It's this very training that helps her survive being buried alive.
She and Elle meet in glorious combat. Bill's motivations
are finally explained. The finale is perfect. Instead of
a big, elaborate showdown, it begins as an intimate, civil
discussion between two former lovers, guilty of simply looking out for their child...
but they're both be paid killers. It's
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Excalibur (1981)
Forged
by a god. Foretold by a wizard. Found by a King.
Director: John Boorman, rated PG for some nudity,
Medieval violence
 Starring:
Nigel Terry, Helen Mirren, Nicholas Clay, Nicol Williamson, Liam
Neeson, Patrick Stewart, Cherie Lunghi
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
DML Top 50
#38 -
Dad's Full (Spoiler) Review
and Deep Dive of Excalibur
"You will be the land, and
the land will be you. If you fail, the land will perish;
as you
thrive, the land will blossom." - Merlin
Why watch this?
... because it is the Arthurian legend in vivid, wonderful detail.
Plot Summary:
Told here is the epic tale of King Arthur, tracing his journey
from humble beginnings to the throne of a unified Britain.
Guided by the enigmatic wizard Merlin, Arthur establishes the
legendary Round Table and builds the realm of Camelot, ushering
in an era of peace and prosperity. However, the kingdom's glory
is threatened by internal strife, including betrayal, forbidden
love, and the insidious plots of Arthur's treacherous
half-sister, the sorceress Morgana.
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Dad's Preview:
You've heard the stories... the wise King Arthur... the sword in
the stone... the mysterious sorcerer Merlin... Sir Lancelot the
brave. British director John Boorman masterfully wrought this
film about those legends, and it is perfection to behold.
Filming was difficult at best, but the result is better
for it. Like a
spell's dream, we witness each event in many instances through
Merlin's eyes. It's hypnotic, heroic, tragic, and wonderfully
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Genres:
Adv-Swordplay,
Fantasy-Adv,
Fantasy-Drama,
Fantasy-Heroic,
Fantasy-Sword-&-Sorcery,
Historical-Fantasy,
Romance-Fantasy,
Romance-Tragic,
War-Drama,
War-Medieval,
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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
ONE RING TO
RULE THEM ALL.
Director: Peter Jackson, Rated PG-13 for sci-fi violence
 Starring:
Ian McKellen, Elijah Wood, Viggo Mortensen, Sean Astin, Orlando Bloom, John Rhys-Davies, Billy
Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Liv Tyler, Cate Blanchett, Hugo Weaving, Sean
Bean, Ian Holm
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
DML Top 50
#5a -
Dad's Full (Spoiler) Review
and Deep Dive of LOTR: The
Fellowship of the Ring
"It is a strange fate that
we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing.
Such a little thing." - Boromir, about the ring Frodo
has found
Why watch this? The
first of Jackson's Tolkien film adaptations will lock you in for
more.
Plot Summary:
The fate of Middle-earth hangs in the balance as the Dark Lord
Sauron seeks to regain the One Ring, a powerful object
containing a part of his might. The Ring has fallen into the
hands of young hobbit Frodo Baggins, who learns from the wizard
Gandalf that it must be destroyed. Frodo and eight companions,
forming the Fellowship of the Ring, embark on a perilous journey
to Mordor, the only place where the Ring can be unmade in the
fires of Mount Doom.
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Dad's Preview:
This is the first film in the most wonderful fantasy trilogy ever made.
Here, Middle Earth's diverse main characters are
introduced, and the epic journey begins. It starts in the green
shire, home to the peaceful Hobbits, then traverses fields, quiet hamlets, dank forests,
expansive plains,
snowy mountains, and finally the dark, goblin-infested
labyrinths of the Mines of Moria. It's epic and emotionally taxing, as the
fragile Fellowship trudges onward on its quest to destroy the
one thing that is evil manifested - the ring of power, which makes it a target of the burning eye of Sauron, the evil Lord
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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
THE BATTLE FOR
MIDDLE-EARTH BEGINS!
Director: Peter Jackson, Rated PG-13 for sci-fi violence
 Starring:
Ian McKellen, Elijah Wood,
Viggo Mortensen, Sean Astin, Orlando Bloom, John Rhys-Davies, Billy
Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Andy Serkis, Liv Tyler, Cate Blanchett, Hugo
Weaving, Karl Urban, Bernard Hill
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
DML Top 50
#5b -
Dad's Full (Spoiler) Review
and Deep Dive of LOTR: The Two
Towers
"So much death. What
can men do against such reckless hate?" – King Théoden
before the Battle of Helm's Deep
Why watch this? The
second film perfectly stands on its own with attention to story
and amazing battle sequences.
Plot Summary:
The Fellowship is now scattered as the fight against Sauron and
his allies intensifies. Frodo and Sam continue their perilous
journey to destroy the One Ring, while being trailed by the
enigmatic creature Gollum. Meanwhile, Aragorn, Legolas, and
Gimli unite with a resurrected Gandalf to rally the forces of
Rohan against Saruman's growing army and defend the stronghold
of Helm's Deep. The hobbits Merry and Pippin find themselves in
the ancient Fangorn Forest and encounter the tree-like Ents,
whom they must convince to join the fight against the
encroaching darkness.
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Dad's Preview:
The brave Fellowship has been torn asunder, their wise leader dragged
into fiery darkness. Director Peter Jackson continued his
beloved film adaptation of J. R. Tolkien's
The Lord of the
Rings with determination to get it right. The middle film adds richness to each Fellowship
member, and brings new players (some heroic, some tragic)
into focus. We also are introduced to a key antagonist, the sinister
Golem, who desires the return of his ring. The massive battle at
Helm's Deep is unforgettable. But the war is not over and we are
left wanting a conclusion to this fantastical tale. |
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
THE EYE OF THE
ENEMY IS MOVING.
Director: Peter Jackson, Rated PG-13 for sci-fi violence
 Starring:
Ian McKellen, Elijah Wood,
Viggo Mortensen, Sean Astin, Orlando Bloom, John Rhys-Davies, Billy
Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Andy Serkis, Liv Tyler, Cate Blanchett, Hugo
Weaving, Karl Urban, Bernard Hill
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
DML Top 50
#5c -
Dad's Full (Spoiler) Review
and Deep Dive of LOTR: The
Return of the King
"We come to it, at
last. The great battle of our time." - Gandalf the White
Why watch this?
After two massive films, this delivers on all open plot threads
and every moment is a treasure.
Plot Summary:
The forces of good launch a final, desperate struggle against
Sauron's overwhelming armies as Frodo and Sam undertake the
harrowing final stages of their quest to destroy the One Ring.
Aragorn embraces his destiny as the rightful king of Gondor and
leads the forces of men in battle, while Frodo and Sam, guided
by the treacherous Gollum, navigate the perilous lands of Mordor
towards Mount Doom. As the fate of Middle-earth hangs in the
balance, each character faces their own trials of courage,
loyalty, and sacrifice in the hope of defeating the Dark Lord
and restoring peace to the land.
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Dad's Preview:
As the principal characters inch ever closer to their fates, we
feel the weight, Frodo's weight, and it is almost too much to bear.
With Gimli, Legolas and Aragon lost inside the mountain pass,
the army of man, led by Gandalf and King Théoden, must
prevail in the final battle at the foot of towering Minas Tirith,
the White City. All this is to buy time for two hobbits, Frodo
and Sam, to reach the fires of Mount Doom and destroy the ring.
They encounter danger at every turn, the worst being the
betrayal of Golem.This Oscar-winning final chapter is without
question the finest fantasy film ever made. |
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The 13th Warrior (1999)
An Ordinary Man...An
Extraordinary Journey!
Director:
John McTiernan,
rated R for bloody battles and carnage
 Starring:
Antonio Banderas, Diane Venora, Vladimir Kulich, Dennis Storhøi, Omar Sharif,
Richard Bremmer, Mischa Hausserman
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
DML Top 50
#40 -
Dad's Full (Spoiler) Review
and Deep Dive of The 13th Warrior
"Your fate is fixed. Fear
profits a man nothing." - Herger, the Joyous
Why watch this?
It took McTiernan and Crichton to create superb Viking film.
Plot Summary: In 922
A.D., an Arab envoy named Ahmad Ibn Fadlan travels north and
encounters a group of Viking warriors. When a nearby village is
threatened by a mysterious and deadly foe, Ibn Fadlan is
compelled to join the Vikings as the thirteenth warrior to face
this unknown enemy. Together, they embark on a dangerous quest
to protect the innocent and confront the formidable force
terrorizing the land.
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Dad's Preview: The
combination of director John McTiernan and actor Antonio Banderas somehow pull off perhaps the greatest film EVER about Vikings. The superb plot comes from prolific writer Michael
Crichton's book,
Eaters of the Dead.
Director McTiernan was wise to spend time early on to
develop these characters. We get to know each Viking warrior, their
unique personalities and skills. As the various skirmishes
ensue, we feel genuine loss when one loses a head or takes a
quiver full of arrows into their chest. This often overlooked epic is vast, heroic, and
intense to
experience! |
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Seven Samurai (1954)
The Mighty
Warriors Who Became the Seven National Heroes of a Small Town
Director: Akira
Kurosawa, Not Rated (Dad's guess: PG)
 Starring:
Toshiro Mifune, Takashi Shimura, Keiko Tsushima, Isao Kimura, Daisuke Katō,
Seiji Miyaguchi, Yoshio Inaba, Minoru Chiaki
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
"This is the nature of
war: By protecting others, you save yourselves. If you only
think of yourself,
you'll only destroy yourself." -
Kambei Shimada
Why watch this? This
is Kurosawa's great masterpiece about farmers at war with invading
bandits.
Plot Summary:
In feudal Japan, desperate villagers facing repeated bandit
raids decide to hire samurai for protection. They find Kambei,
an aging but skilled samurai, who reluctantly agrees and
recruits six other masterless warriors to defend the village.
The seven samurai train the villagers in defense tactics and
prepare for the bandits' inevitable return.
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Dad's Preview:
Kurosawa's work would later influence many filmmakers, including Leone's
Spaghetti Westerns and
The Magnificent Seven
(1970). A
small group of samurai warriors agree to
protect a farmer village from forty marauding bandits. Each
samurai's personality is unique, the most charismatic being Kikuchiyo, a fiery
fighter, hiding from a shameful secret in his past. The group is led by
the steady and wise Shimada. They train the meek farmers in
self-defense and basic fighting skills. Its composition, pace, and
action are incredible. Don't miss this Japanese cinematic classic. |
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The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
The Best
Loved Bandit Of All Time!
Directors: Michael Curtiz, William Keighley, rated PG
 Starring: Errol
Flynn, Olivia de Havilland, Basil Rathbone, Claude Rains, Una
O'Connor, Patrick Knowles, Alan Hale, Ian Hunter
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
"I'll organize revolt,
exact a death for a death, and I'll never rest until every Saxon
in this shire can stand up free men, and strike a blow for
Richard and England." -
Robin Hood
Why watch this?
Nobody draws a bow like Errol Flynn. Watch and be dazzled.
Plot Summary:
In King Richard's absence, Prince John oppresses the Saxon
people, so Robin Hood, a Saxon nobleman turned outlaw, leads a
resistance movement from Sherwood Forest. He steals from the
rich, gives to the poor, and defends the downtrodden against
Prince John and his men, including Sir Guy of Gisbourne and the
Sheriff of Nottingham. Robin also finds romance with the lovely
Maid Marian, and together they work to foil the Prince's plans
and ensure the return of the rightful king.
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Dad's Preview:
This is the classic by which all swashbuckler films are
compared. It stars the dashing, charming Errol Flynn. The
adventurous tale takes us through Sherwood Forest, where we meet
Robin and the members of his Merry Men. We also meet the maid
Marion, Robin's true love. The land is ruled by the traitorous
Prince John, and his evil cohort Sir Guy (deliciously
played by Basil Rathbone). The romance is dear, but the stunts,
arrow shots and swordfights are amazing! |
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Hal B.
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